We here at Stuff &Things usually like to avoid all stuff and things having to do with the almost-not-President Bush. However, we figure that if every news program in America is spending all its time and energy talking about the shoe mishap, then we should perhaps say a lil sumfin too. Here it goes:
Holy crap. That Iraqi just did the very thing that we've been dreaming of doing for years. What guts! What glory! We at Stuff & Things barely have the balls to throw shoes at the president of the PTA, let alone the President of the United States. We are also having a hard time deciding which shoe we should throw. There is high probability that those shoes will not be returned to its throwing owner. This rules out our custom Glen Campbell rhinestone cowboy boots and our New Kids on the Block high tops. All that's left is our super stoner flip-flops and this is just simply out of the question.
We would like to commend President Bush on his cat-like skills and reflexes. Whether you are dodging drafts or dodging shoes, you've got some sweeeeeet moves!
